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what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle, via legalmexican)


date someone who makes you feel like Everytime We Touch by Cascada on the inside 

(Source: slayboobunny, via legalmexican)

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fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy

twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance

my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time

panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it

(via nasty-little-hobbitses)

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He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

  • someone: what are your plans for the weekend
  • me: who knows
  • me: (i know)
  • me: (i'm not leaving the house)
  • Anonymous: White privilege is my birthright. I was born in a country founded and built by my ancestors as a homeland for White people. Niggers can make a film about Charlemagne with niggers in Africa. no one cares. good luck! ;-)


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    that video was so unrealistic. patrick wouldn’t run at the gladiator he’d be like “hey man can we please talk this out?” and the gladiator would be like “ok i love u patrick”

    (via fueledbydallon)

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so important
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    unimpulsive theme